I’m that weird friend that has a natural remedy for everything

I’m that weird friend that has a natural remedy for everything

I’m not interested in your fav celebrity but I do want to know your human design essentials and five of your astrology placements. Because I love to know you deeply and understand you.

I won’t get drunk with you but I would absolutely love to do a cacao ceremony with you.

You probably won’t want to invite me for dinner because you’ll panic about accidentally giving me gluten or a grain or dairy and you might be embarrassed to go to a restaurant with me because I will ask them to swap things up to cater for my wants and needs.

Friday night clubbing? Not for me thanks but hell yeah to a gong bath.

I take my own shampoo to the hairdressers because I don’t want them to use chemical laden products on me. I also go first thing on a Monday when no one else is there to avoid being suffocated by a fog of toxic hairspray.

I love being around people, in short bursts and I really love my own company.

I will pick up on your energy without you saying anything and it will unnerve some of you because I’m energetically sensitive and intuitive.

I don’t care for designer bags but I do desire the very best quality food and water.

I won’t get botox but I will do everything I can to age well, not to look good but to feel great.

I won’t make plans with you on new or full moon because I want to stay home to burn sage, cleanse my crystals, pull oracle cards, journal and stare at the moon. Happy for you to join me though.

I want to get to know you better 💜

Share some of what makes you you with me.

Or send me a message if you prefer 😘